Sadly, Josh’s heteroflexibility leads to his falling prey to a Dutch psychopath with a surgical fetish. When the guys have a foursome in creepy Slovakia, it’s Pax Josh can’t keep his eyes off of.

In Eli Roth’s 2005 breakout slasher flick, backpacking American Josh (Derek Richardson) clearly has a crush on his buddy Paxton (Jay Hernandez). Below, we hack through our 13 favorite homoerotic horror movies.